A few days ago, at night, I was going to write a blog post, you know to continue my daily blogging challenge, but then I thought 'ah....the night sky wants me to look at her, I should probably stargazing for a bit then write my blog'. So I stand on the balcony outside my room and look at the sky, searching for inspiration.
Then I heard someone knocking on the house door, so I was busy looking at who was it and suddenly a huge white light flashing at the back of my head.
Confused, I turn around and then felt that my feet lose the ground, I was captured by an unidentified flying object with a huge white flash, but weirdly, no one in my neighborhood really noticed it. It was night, so that could also contribute.
I don't remember anything until I arrived in this wide deserted place. It was not night anymore, it was the beautiful golden hour. I don't know how many days have passed since that night, and how many days I missed posting on my blog. I tried to run to find the nearest wifi or anything that could help me to complete my daily blogging challenge. But then I found a minimarket, really weird, it looks so out of place in that desert, but it is the familiar Indomaret so I went in and found no one was there. I drank coconut water from the fridge and leave a note in the cashier
'I'm sorry I don't bring money, I was captured by UFO, and I'm so thirsty. Please contact me through (insert my number), I will pay for the coconut water I drink through OVO/Gopay/Dana/ whatever you want. It was the brand store coconut water, contained more real coconut water than the other famous brand. Thank you'
Then I walk out of the store, trying to find out a way home while my mind goes 'how come I broke my stay-at-home record just by being captured by something I don't know!?' weirdly, I keep thinking about my record.
Then I walked but the surface I stepped on suddenly moved and I fell deep and deep inside it, and I fell on my side on soft cotton. Some unidentified big green plain statue was on the chair in front of me. And it speaks
'bshaak jdhioooojhyuu hgrwopppp' I don't remember the exact word, but it was something similar to this.
and I said
'I don't understand, give me the ability to understand your language'
and the green thingy kind of burping a huge air out of its skin while making a shrieking noise. The wind blew me and I was pushed by it to the soft cotton again.
'what about now?' it said
'oh yes I can understand you perfectly, uhm...what are we doing here? I was supposed to write my blog, you know, I had a daily blogging challenge, and now it is ruined. I could never make it a perfect daily blogging challenge! oh gosh, why was I captured? what do you want?'
'I was just trying to save you. To enable you to make an excuse so that you can skip your daily blogging challenge'
'wait...what?'
I was dumbfounded. This greeny thingy just captured me and it was to help me? oh gosh.
'you know what, just send me back to my room, now'
The green thingy moved again and kind of jumping and its body surface get wider and reached me, and absorbed everything around it, chair, the cotton, vase, carpet, paintings, including me. I couldn't breathe at first, but I opened my mouth trying to find another way to breathe and I accidentally licked the greeny and it was tasted like cendol. 'Hmm..I'm hungry, but if I eat this greeny thingy, I might not be able to go home'.
I closed my eyes and sometimes bit a piece of the greeny, it was like cendol, don't blame me.
I felt my body float and I opened my eyes. I was flying on top of my bed. Sadly, I didn't set up a camera in my room, it could make great horror footage.
The force that lifted me gone, and I fell to my bed. My bed is a thin mattress on the floor so, it was a little bit hurt.
And then I checked my phone. Yes. few days have been passed since my last blog post. SIGH. Why was I captured by the greeny thingy? why now when I have this daily blogging challenge? gosh.
I saw WhatsApp and an unidentified number messaged me 'don't worry about the coconut water, it was my treat' I sighed in relief as I don't need to pay for the coconut water, as this year I'm in a no-buy challenge. And I don't have a balance on my OVO/Gopay/Dana anyway. Thanks, greeny.
Wait, why I thanked the greeny?
Ugh.
Anyway, guys. That was the whole reason why I didn't post for a few days despite saying I will continue my daily blogging challenge. 😕
Maybe a weekly blogging challenge is much more doable for a long-term challenge. 💆
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